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Klondike Pizza


"AL" can hardly contain his joy over Hawaiian-on-Red. Photo by CA.

2059 S. Broadway, Santa Maria
( 2 mi southwest of the courthouse )
805-348-3667
www.klondikepizza.com

Opens daily at 11am, closes ???


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If you have enough of a conscience to realize that there are starving children everywhere and that we Americans gorge ourselves enough that obesity is a national epidemic then do not go to Klondike’s, because you’ll cry yourself to sleep at night. HOWEVER, if you love pizza, and I mean love it, then you would be doing yourself a disservice to skip this place on Tuesday nights. $7.50 + ??? (beer or soda) ≤ $10.00 = a great deal. It would be a good deal if the joint just bought a pile of Red Baron microwave pizzas, nuked them to lukewarm, and tossed them into a pile on the floor, but these guys really go above and beyond on ALL YOU CAN EAT PIZZA NIGHT!

As you sit at your table sipping soda a nonstop parade of servers in red shirts walks around the restaurant with either white (some garlicky concoction) or red sauced pizzas wanting nothing more than to give you as many greasy slices you can fit down your pie-hole. I have known some co-workers to go without food all Tuesday while drinking massive amounts of water to stretch their stomachs in order to take full advantage of the offerings of the Klondike Pizza gods.

It really is a sight to behold, and if you are looking for a bargain this is probably right up there with finding a copy of the Declaration of Independence in grandma’s painting frame. It really is that good, I swear, and although I am not a huge fan of the white sauce I have actually seen it bring tears to a certain big-boned Canadian photographer when it makes its first appearance of the night.
« lj/reu : 02may05 »


 

Great atmosphere, peanuts and sawdust on the floor.... For west coast pizza it was quite good... Beer was great! Service was good. Tuesday night all-you-can-eat is great but don't sit in the back corner if you want roadkill pizza!

"MMMMMM Road Kill pizza LOLOLOLOL" - Homer Simpson

"I like the white sauce with cheese!" - Carlo

« bm/epa : 03mar05 »


Oh yes. Best thin crust pizza I've found so far in Santa Maria. Order "The Roadkill" -- every meat in the house (including reindeer sausage) plus two cheeses. You can also get it with garlic white sauce instead of the zesty tomato sauce, but both are yummy. Tuesday nights are all-you-can-eat from 5 to 9 for $7. Mmm, coronary.
« jgw/epa : 22feb05 »


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